Five Rules to Remember in Life 1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 2. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remeniber you when they’re in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them. S. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then again, neither does milk These should assist you with most daily decision chokes.